Cute and Innocent Halloween Jokes

Welcome to the halloween Jokes and Halloween Pranks page. Halloween was originally a pagan holiday in which the dead are honored. On Halloween the Irish peasants would beg for food from the affluent and those who refused were played upon with practical jokes. So in effect to avoid being tricked the rich would hand out cookies, candies and fruits; a practice that morphed into “trick-or-treat” today.

Halloween is the best time to indulge in some child-like fun and Halloween jokes. Like in other festivities, Halloween, too, has its fair share of cool jokes and jesting. Friends invited to the party would enjoy the witty one-liners.

In some regions of the United States, during Halloween kids visit neighbors on “trick-or-treating” where they crack Halloween jokes in return of candy. Some of the favorite jokes are questions on monsters, witches, skeletons, ghouls and ghosts. Few of the notable examples are “Does monster like movie stars?” or “What type of dogs are the Vampire’s favorite?” or “Why did the angry witch have trouble getting home”?

Likewise, other popular jokes are “Why do witches fly on brooms”, “How do witches keep their hair in place during flight” or “Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they are angry”? etc. Some of the other spectacular Halloween jokes compiled for children are “What do witches put on their hair”, “When does a skeleton break into laughter”, “When does a mummy giggle”, “Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party” or “Why does Dracula always lose the popularity contest” and such funny ticklers which amuses children and adults alike.

Whether one is having a ghostly gathering or just soaking in the strange and eerie spirit of it all, some other fiendishly Halloween pranks and ideas are also used for fooling around. They include a special traditional Halloween recipes, such as fine witch’s fingers, delicious monsters’ fried ears or gooey ghouls made from giant marshmallows carved into a ghostly shape. Boys and girls love creating spooky Halloween crafts like cute mummies, spooky spiders or create a haunted classroom.

Other favorite Halloween pranks centers around plastic spoon witches where windows are decorated with ghoulish little glue ghosts or by wearing creepy crawling spider bracelets. At times, to create the funky atmosphere the walkway is lit by milk container pumpkins. This is an ideal way to treat guests and trick-or-treaters at the same time it really livens up the eeriness of the festive season.

Other Halloween themed crafts are the “grocery bag ghost”, “spooky pumpkins” or wearing gloves with spider rings. The “trick-or-treaters” can be offered fun fright with plastic “lid ghost” which are made with a couple of plastic bags and other household items. This creates an unusual Halloween toy that displays an impression of a “flying ghost”. The “ghosts” appear to fly smoothly creating an impression that the little kids are being chased by these “ghosts”.

Other popular Halloween pranks are centered on wearing the well lit neon skull with special lighting effects mesmerizing the party onlookers. These are known as rainbow or chameleon skulls. The skull and cross bones cap with pre-installed battery is a perfect contraption for frightening kids in Halloween parties.

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